The Queen of one-off kingdom
Project date: 2016
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- Author of the central graphic panel was presented to the wide public in The Annual International Festival of Architecture and Design «Zodchestvo-2015» | 2016
- Author of the central graphic panel «Landscape of the New Industries», presenting the Russian pavilion on the «BI-city Biennale» of Urbanism/Architecture in Shenzhen («UABB-2015 Re-living the Cities») | 2016
Let me start at the beginning, how I saw the world. I arrived at playing city with nothing. This place was my safe haven where I met The Queen.
“What if we push to the one-off mode in the kingdom of zero cycle?” - said The Queen quite adamant about it. “Everything is so cyclical, that everything becomes disposable. Disposable as a part of a stable peace. In an ideal world, every element of the zero cycle becomes disposable. Thereby we will live in undisturbed happiness to a great age!”.
The Queen continued.
“Let's make the future Great again! The wonders of our new world have been brought together in the Biogame recreation. Biogame recreation is a moving landscape which is created in the playing city.
Biogame recreations are huge. They may be spread out over hundreds of hours and kilometers of the game map. They tempt lost visitors who wander idle. Biogame recreations force them all the time to move further. There are traditionally bad dialogues and awkward plots. Citizens are affected by fun stress effect! Don’t be intimidated! This place won’t harm you. It is a prestigious etiquette to greet our distinguished guests.
You are welcome in airport in the Biogame recreation! Huge sphere whirls to the different directions. It is a deification of the most compact and convenient landing strip. Being able to spin on 360 degrees the sphere whirls to the opposite direction when Boeing 437 lands on it. The whirling converts the line to the dot. The sphere works both take-off and landing mode. Thus, at the same time, the sphere can accept several Boeings for time.
Don’t be shy, please walk past the Doctor's consulting room - a glass dome covered the small hall where Dr. Roben lives. There is everyone has time to meet sunset. Sunset comes several times for a hour here. Dr. Roben speculates on your time. It is space under time corruption.
Endless running halls where nobody will never win - two kilometer running halls. The escalator is a new typology of the street. At the end of a racetrack there is an electronic board with the small wood to which nobody will reach. 1000 residents take part in this running jog daily, battling for a prize which nobody will win.
Don’t be distracted, please follow my voice to the Star! It is a city hotel. It whirls round its axis towards the sun constantly. Turning behind the sun hotel artificially prolongs a day. Strangers remain strangers after visit. Night is a required factor for temporary relations of strangers. Mode can be adjusted and tuned. Prolong the meeting by reiteration the night several times. There are 5 mornings and 6 evenings every day.
Kama sutra novel. Hold your breath in the Lamp and Enjoy. You probably can see nothing but the dim lights of a night lamp in the corner of a Biogame recreation strike down you. Space of lovers. It entices lost lovers with maniacal diligence. Lovers queue up in kilometer line of strangers near entrance every day.
Folding city sofa with no word, only a single label drawn on it "We don't sell a bed, we sell a Biogame recreation's dream" is a new audience with IKEA instruction! Unpack your own city space! Sofas are artificial landscapes for supervision!
Did you hear a sad story about runway? It still expects landing of the last plane which will never arrive.
For a while, a few years, everything, even the Pool in large slowly undulating bubbles, floated. The story starts in the early morning. When we reach 483 floor we appear in the highest northern point of the megapolis skyscraper. "Lobby of arrival" is the first what arrived foreigners deal with. These are walls with a maintenance instruction "No Tweeting, No Facebook, No Instagram, No Foursquare, No Sexting: respect the food, the music and the company you’re in". The visiting team get dressing rooms separate for men and for women. There are they undress, sorted and go to make a BIG JUMP to the international pool of an arrival lobby. And then, the story reiterates itself.
When it became clear that he could no longer ignore the penalty loop - it is needed to be late for a meeting. The train is compelled by penalty loop.
No one told me about House for everything before - the ferry of audiences for fast education. Attend lecture without leaving the cruise vessel. During a flood, communication is filled with water and the vessel jumps out on a certain hill. Each hill is activated by certain discipline season, depending on time and force of a flood.
Wonderful night in a Labyrinth of Pokemon - it is not too big to be lost. At the same time it is not too small to make walk before getting lost.
As soon as we arrive in Sandbox for Snow White girl we stop our time - the guests who descended from the hill get to the guest store. There is an intended "delay" of guests is formed.
As the moon creeps back behind the Earth, Nasa's Thicket blossoms - condensing audiences form the stone wood. Stranger things are happening in the stone night sky at the end of this month, according to Nasa.
They call her supervisor or just S-Girl - a corpulent woman climbs to the viking ziggurat with heavy bags. She gets the top and puts luggage next to her. Women stands stock. She stares somewhere for five minutes trying to make out something. Suddenly she smiles and goes down. Ziggurat for supervision over the favorite wood.
There’s no telling what the hall of the meetings is - group of people runs trying to reach finish. However, they are removing from the purpose further and further. The stronger they accelerate to rectify the fortuitous situation, the quicker they remove in opposite side. They should go back because to move further is too hard. The audience is shaken by the runners.
Perhaps there were a few things that I have overlooked and the market bench is one of them - a one kilometer bench. Nobody quite remembers where it begins and comes to an end.
The accelerator toy. Perhaps my souvenir - the most strange place. We don't have enough information to tell you about it now.
The slowing-down labyrinth. I have returned - sometimes transport has to arrive on time. Between times, it has to be late. Traffic jam provides preservation of vehicles for five minutes which has been stuck. Traffic jam is a new temporary "iPack 10" store.
During your time here at Wonderful grove, you should feel free to be intentionally lost - there is a city shower in depth to which the kilometer line of men similar to the sleeping Snow White queues up every morning. 20 minute XXX trailer is shown for unknown visitors in the fantastic wood to relax. Place where everyone remains unnoticed.
As we step into the sun, the BIG HILL of departure stop us - of course, there are hammock glades are suspended on the top of columns high above the area. Corpulent men climb and drink kvass on the top while their beloved wives make hours-long purchases in the market that is located from below hammock glades" - concluded The Queen of one-off kingdom.
So there I am walking off into the distance along the Biogame recreation. I hope with all my heart that this is true! So let me begin anew.
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